No matter how 'new-age' you get old age is going to kick your ass

Owen came into my office his normal, cheerful self and asked
"Daddy, why do you have your glasses on??"

"Because I'm working at my computer" I replied and then, because I'm a wise-ass asked him, "Why DON'T you have your glasses on?" expecting that he would point out that he doesn't have or wear glasses. Nope.

His answer:
"Because I'm not big enough to work"




Smart little bastard