If I had read that yesterday I would have said that was lamest stab at a believable April Fools' Joke ever attempted, as I'm reading today I can only hope that it is the cruelest form of censure the American Medical Association has to offer.
I hope this is what happens when you amputate the wrong leg or murder a bunch of senior citizens as they lay sleeping - you have to go on CNN in front of your medical peers and the world and put all of your training, knowledge and experience on the same level as a woman who is famous for having fake tits and squirting mustard on a giant hot-dog on the cover of Rolling Stone so everyone can see how worthy of contempt you both are.
Hopefully similar rings of hell exist for other professions as well so we can look forward to such info-cational-tainment as
"Ben Bernanke debates lowering the prime rate with Jenna Jameson" or
"Dick Cheney debates policy of pre-emptive war with Flava Flav" or
"Jenny McCarthy stuffed with termites and beaten by the kid that played Corky until she burst"
oh, and Fuck You CNN for spitting on our minds by even implying that this has merit.
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